The Strange Prince Phillip Movement

When you think of the “Royal Family” of England, who comes to mind? Queen Elizabeth, her son-Prince Charles, his sons-Prince William and Harry, or their deceased mother-Diana? But the one “royal” you may not immediately recognize is Queen Elizabeth’s husband and consort – Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. Photos that have been taken of the royals have usually included every member, even Prince Phillip who sits or stands next to the Queen. He’s the one the press almost never mentions in the tabloids – the royal “black sheep.” But don’t tell that to the inhabitants of the tiny Yaohnanen village of the island of Tanna, located in the South Pacific. For them, Prince Phillip is literally a god. This strange cult is called the “Prince Phillip Movement.”

In 1974, Queen Elizabeth and Phillip visited Tanna. Members of the Yaohnanen saw the royal couple from a distance. At that point, they remembered a prophecy that probably developed in the 1950′s or 1960′s. According to legend, the Yaohnanen inhabitants believe Prince Phillip is descended from one of their spirit ancestors who traveled around the world to marry a queen. However, Phillip himself was unaware of this tribe and their strange beliefs until later; the British Resident Commissioner told him that this tribe worshipped him as a god and explained why. As high as he was in status among British society, even Phillip was likely extremely surprised, even amused by this odd news. The Commissioner suggested to Prince Philip that he send them a portrait of himself. He agreed and sent a signed official photograph. The villagers responded by sending him a traditional pig-killing club called a nal-nal. In compliance with their request, the Prince sent a photograph of himself posing with the club. Another photograph was sent in 2000.

Although this primitive tribe doesn’t have electricity or running water, they take great care of these items and built a shrine to the “great” Phillip. They even own a book about Phillip’s life and revere it as if it were a Bible. Their shrine is also decorated with a Union Jack flag.

According to the Yaohnanen people, Phillip’s return to the island is imminent. Some are convinced the cyclone that ravaged the Pacific nation in March was nature’s dramatic curtain-raiser to his arrival in 2016. As far as anyone knows, Phillip is not planning to visit his “disciples” anytime soon. The villagers understand that “God” is over 90 years old and might not endure the journey. For the time being, their shrine enables them to be as close to Phillip as they can be

How Can You Add Humor to Your Life?

How would you rate your sense of humor on a 1-10 scale rating, with 10 being the maximum rating? If it’s near 10, you don’t need to read this article. On the other hand, if it’s midway or near “1″ rating, you had better read on!!

Why is adding a little humor in your life helpful? That’s because it eases your mind a great deal, lifting off pressures from your shoulders, helping you to lead a happy and healthy life while you carry out daily tasks smoothly and even enjoy doing them.

How can you possibly add humor to your life? I give you several tips below:

1) When you are grumpy and gloomy, it will only lead to more mishaps and disasters. Why not curve your lips in the form of a smile and then actually smile? Immediately your sense of humor is turned on and who knows you may burst out laughing.

2) Examine yourself in front of a full length mirror from head to toe. What are the things you like about yourself? What do you dislike? For example, it’s your nose you dislike and it’s your hair you like. Appreciate what you like and joke about what you dislike in your features. For instance, you can say, “I am so thankful for my beautiful hair but I dislike the way my nose looks – that’s OK and I can still live up to it. Is it that bad? Nobody ever said so. So I am only making it up! Ha ha!!” Lighten up and smile. The moment you smile in front of the mirror, you are going to burst into happy laughter. That’s when you make your day.

3) Read a jokes book or surf the net to find a handful of jokes to read. Laugh heartily. That’s what life should be like. You should enlighten yourself all the time, without letting yourself becoming too serious.

4) Share the good jokes you know with your colleagues during break time and break out into fun laughter. You will immediately win over a lot of hearts, who will like you very much. So why not do it more often?

5) Share a funny anecdote about an incident involving your son or daughter with a friend face-to-face or on phone. Make it as funny as you can so that it makes your friend smile and laugh. Let him share his funny life anecdotes with you and laugh and laugh again. That’s how life should be.

6) Dress up funny as a clown and play pranks on your kids. You kids will love the fun and have a very good laugh. These are the moments to savor, and along with them you will also smile and laugh.

7) How about your significant other? Has everything become monotonous and routine-like for them? Why don’t you find something honest to compliment them? For example, you can say, “You look smart in your new hair cut!!” It will definitely cheer them up and make them smile.

Summing up, these are some of the fun tips to make you and the other special people in your life smile and laugh. Make a note of them and apply them in your daily life. Your life will start to sparkle with smiles and therefore, everlasting happiness.

What If the End of the World Is Today?

If you have never fully understood the meaning of panic you will when all world news headlines are reporting the end of the world, albeit with different strings of words. It would be so interesting to watch how people react – especially those of you who just hate the idea of death as if it is not an integral and inevitable aspect of life. All I can say is, (with a sinister voice) brace yourselves, it is coming.

So it has been established that there would be widespread panic, now that panic would give birth to prayer and total devotion to superior powers. You see all those guys who claim to be atheists; you would wonder where they stand because they’d be the first to call on a higher God. If these same set of people can openly renounce their atheistic status aboard a trembling aircraft, then I have no doubt that they would recognize that there is a God.

What if the destruction of the world would begin in Europe and end in Africa. I bet you, Africa would become the destination of every living thing (including plants and animals and Donald Trump… oops!). Nobody would care about the insecurity in places like Nigeria, or the scorching sun that people use to cook meals (take it from me, people do); or even the skyrocketing cost of living. Africa and indeed Nigeria would be a safe haven. I’m even thinking – what if the end of the world does not affect Nigeria? Let’s continue in the next paragraph.

Can you imagine the whole world migrating to Nigeria, what an exodus it would be! The world would be like the Israelites and for once in Nigeria’s pathetic history we would be the Promised Land… I am literally laughing loud in my mind. Because Nigerians are a very considerate and welcoming people, entrance into their lands would come at a very steep price – only for those who are not deft in the art of espionage like the U.S and the other demonic powers that be. Oops again!

Anyway, the world is coming to an end (not) today so don’t fret, just get really scared because the worst is not about to happen. Lols.

What if the end of the world is today? What’s your interesting take on this? Or are you too shaken up to express yourself?

Till next time, think weird, laugh and be happy!

We might not admit it to ourselves but we tend to have crazy thoughts about the occurrence of certain phenomena, the end of the world is one of them. Having read this stream of weird but logical thoughts, feel free to express your own reservations on the subject.